CHRISTMAS COLLECTION

It IS the most wonderful time of year! Browse through our handpicked items from vendors across the USA. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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SNOOP DOGG FELT ORNAMENT
$20.00
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CHRISTMAS MORNING STOVETOP SIMMER BLEND POTPOURRI
$10.00
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SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT
$19.00
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"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
$25.00
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NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
$32.00
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Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish Home Alone Shirt
$32.00
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Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Holiday 9oz Glass Candle
$38.00
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EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
$20.00
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VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
$24.00
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HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
$38.00
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ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
$78.00
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Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
$12.00
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SNOOPY FELT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
$24.00
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Home Alone Shirt
$28.00
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MINI AMAZON PRIME BOX CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
$15.00
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Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set
$30.00
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PEPPERMINT JOY STOVETOP SIMMER
$25.00
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EL ARROYO MERRY MARGARITA CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
$20.00
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Rifle Paper Co. Letters To Santa Folio Stationery Set
$24.00
SNOOP DOGG FELT ORNAMENT

SNOOP DOGG FELT ORNAMENT

$20.00
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This felt ornament is beautifully crafted with intricate details. This handmade ornament is great for year-round decor! We work with women artisans in Kyrgyzstan to handcraft products using natural fibers and eco-friendly resources. All details are hand stitched and embroidered. Our talented artisans work in the remote regions of Kyrgyzstan. We connect with artists who are far from the capitals, have limited market access and have carried on traditional craft culture.

*Approximately 5-6 inches in length*
CHRISTMAS MORNING STOVETOP SIMMER BLEND POTPOURRI

CHRISTMAS MORNING STOVETOP SIMMER BLEND POTPOURRI

$10.00
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Fill the house with Christmas as this very limited blend of spices simmers on the stove. This is so amazing simmering during a brunch, showers, book club and more. Bottles of Vanilla and Almond Simmer Enhancers sold separately and pair well with our simmer pot blends. ~Bag measures 3.9X5.9 ~Contents are enough for 1 pot of simmer ~Can be reused several times. Just put pot of water/simmer ingredients in fridge and reheat and simmer again. ~100% natural, no chemicals ~Other scents available ~Made in small batches so every bag can slightly vary ~Second picture shows side-by-side comparison of both available sizes
SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT
SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT
SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT
SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT
SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT
SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT

SANTA, I WANT A COWBOY TRUCKER HAT

$19.00
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Embroidery Mesh Back Trucker Hat -"Santa I want a Cowboy" embroidered on the front -5 Panel trucker baseball cap -Breathable mesh on the back -100% Cotton -Embroidered In USA -One size fits most: adjustable snapback closure Get ready to wrangle some holiday cheer with our "Santa I Want a Cowboy" Mesh Back Trucker Hat! This festive hat combines the spirit of the season with a touch of Western flair, making it the perfect accessory for your holiday adventures.
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER
"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER

"DO I SMELL COOKIES?" STOVETOP SIMMER

$25.00
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EARTHY | SWEET | SPICY "Do I Smell Cookies?" WARNING: Guests may demand freshly baked treats upon arrival. One of our favorite holiday scents that will fill your home with the smells of baking deliciousness all packed into a simple and clean 16oz glass jar. INGREDIENTS: crystalized ginger, cinnamon, vanilla, star anise, cloves, nutmeg, cardamom, almonds Our sustainable pot simmers are filled as part of our plastic free, zero waste grocery in Montclair, NJ. Simply pour the contents of the jar into a pot of water and simmer on low. Your home will be filled with the smells of Gingerbread Cookies. Reuse the contents up to 3 times. When finished, compost the contents and repurpose or refill the jar in our shop or similar refilleries when finished with any items of your choice! All jars ship FREE OF PLASTIC PACKAGING. Gingerbread | Stovetop Potpourri | Holiday Gift | Plastic Free | Holiday Scent | Zero Waste Not for consumption.

Made in United States

Weight: 12 oz (340.19 g)

Dimensions: 2 x 2 x 6 in (5.1 x 5.1 x 15.2 cm)

NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT
NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT

NAUGHTY LIST SOCIAL CLUB HAT

$32.00
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For those who stay on the naughty list! 🎁🎁🎁 - Green/Natural Vintage Trucker - Green Embroidery
Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish Home Alone Shirt
Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish Home Alone Shirt
Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish Home Alone Shirt
Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish Home Alone Shirt

Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish Home Alone Shirt

$32.00
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THE STORY After being verbally harassed by his sister, left to starve by his brother and forgotten at home by his parents, Kevin uses his spare time to do household chores, go to church and even reunite a shovel slayer with his estranged son. I think the guy deserves a little R&R with his favorite black and white gangster flick and seven scoops of ice cream. You do as well, and nobody better come out and stop you. DETAILS Super soft ring-spun fabric Unisex fit. Vintage heather style Light screenprint.
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Holiday 9oz Glass Candle
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Holiday 9oz Glass Candle
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Holiday 9oz Glass Candle
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Holiday 9oz Glass Candle

Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Holiday 9oz Glass Candle

$38.00
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Scents of cranberry, balsam fir, and cedarwood waft from this warm, holiday-inspired candle, packaged in a special, glitter-accented box dancing with Nutcracker illustrations.

  • Glass vessel with soy candle base
  • Decorative box with holographic glitter foil accents
  • 9.5 oz
  • 40+ hour burn time
  • Notes of cranberry, balsim fir, and cedarwood
  • 3.25" W × 3.5" H
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

EL ARROYO HAPPY WHATEVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

$20.00
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This one of a kind ornament is sure to be a festive hit! Made from mercury glass, this marvelous marquee adds a touch of humor to your tree that can be treasured for years to come. - SIZE: 4.5"W x 1 9/16"D x 3.5"H - Collectible mercury glass ornament - Packaged in a gift-ready box
VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

VHS TAPE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

$24.00
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Be kind, rewind! This throw-back hand-blown glass VHS Tape looks just like the real thing with it's hand painted slip case and "do not tape over" sticker detail. It’s the perfect gift for your favorite physical media lover. Comes packaged in a custom-made box printed with a retro holiday design that’s just too good to hide with wrapping paper. Perfect for gifting to yourself or others. 2.5" x 4" glass ornament.
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE
HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE

HOME ALONE TODDLER HOODIE

$38.00
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"For the kids." :)

For the perfect gift or addition to those family pics - this is a must have! 
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"
ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"

ARTIFICIAL NORFOLK PINE TREE 36"

$78.00
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Our Real Touch Norfolk Pine Potted Tree is among the highest quality of artificial holiday greens to give your seasonal Christmas decor a winter woodland style. It feels and looks just like the real thing, and is an exact replica of nature. It deserves to be the star of any mantel or tabletop centerpiece. - 36" Tall x 20" Wide - Black Plastic Pot, 5.5" Tall x 6.5" Wide - 80% Plastic, 10% Metal, 10% Cement - Real Touch - Wired Pine Stems - Fake Dirt - For indoor or sheltered outdoor use - Ethically Assembled by Hand in a Factory in China that Abides by Ethical Labor Laws
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll
Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll

Rifle Paper Co. Christmas Carols Continuous Wrapping Roll

$12.00
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Dress up your presents with this printed wrapping paper, featuring 8 feet of sheet music and nostalgic, storybook-style illustrations, as well as gridlines on the back.

  • Coated text weight paper
  • Printed in full color
  • Gridlines on the back
  • 30" W × 96" L
  • One 8 foot roll
SNOOPY FELT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

SNOOPY FELT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

$24.00
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This felt ornament is beautifully crafted with intricate details. This handmade ornament is great for year-round decor! We work with women artisans in Kyrgyzstan to handcraft products using natural fibers and eco-friendly resources. All details are hand stitched and embroidered. Our talented artisans work in the remote regions of Kyrgyzstan. We connect with artists who are far from the capitals, have limited market access and have carried on traditional craft culture.

*Approximately 5-6 inches in length*
Home Alone Shirt
Home Alone Shirt
Home Alone Shirt
Home Alone Shirt
Home Alone Shirt
Home Alone Shirt

Home Alone Shirt

$28.00
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THE STORY Poor little Kevin McCallister. His cheapskate uncle ridicules him, his brother threatens to feed him to his tarantula and his sister even claims that he’s what the French call "Les Incompétents." His parents then go off to Paris leaving him home alone on the most boring street in the whole United States of America. Well, if "les incompétents" means you can ward off two criminal masterminds with some old paint cans and micro machines, decorate the entire house for the holidays and reunite a shovel slayer with his estranged son...well then sign me up! DETAILS Super soft ringspun fabric Unisex fit Designed and hand-printed in Chicago
MINI AMAZON PRIME BOX CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

MINI AMAZON PRIME BOX CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

$15.00
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Celebrate the joy of this quirky Amazon Box Inspired Ornament, a perfect gift for online shopping lovers or anyone who appreciates fun, modern décor. Crafted with attention to detail, this ornament adds a playful touch to holiday trees, office spaces, or gift wrapping. Details: Made from durable materials with a smooth finish Lightweight and easy to hang Unique design inspired by the iconic Amazon shipping box Approximate size: 3 inch Packaging: Each ornament is individually packaged on a branded card, sealed in a protective sleeve, ready for gifting or retail display.
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set
Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set

Rifle Paper Co. Holly Jolly Nutcracker Playing Card Set

$30.00
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A standard playing card deck in an illustrated tuck box featuring whimsical artwork inspired by The Nutcracker. All cards feature full-color illustrations, with additional decoration on all face cards and jokers. The deck includes 56 standard cards, and are produced by the United States Playing Card Company. This style is exclusive to riflepaperco.com.

  • Playing card stock with embossed finish
  • Printed in full color
  • 56 cards
  • Deck includes: 52 standard cards - 13 per suit, 2 jokers, 2 image cards
  • Card dimensions: 2.5" W x 3.5" L
  • Decorative keepsake box with gold foil and a ribbon pull tab
  • Box dimensions: 5.875" W x 4.125" L x 1" H
  • Box imported
  • Cards made in the USA at The United States Playing Card Company
  • Set of 2 standard decks
PEPPERMINT JOY STOVETOP SIMMER

PEPPERMINT JOY STOVETOP SIMMER

$25.00
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Peppermint Joy Stovetop Simmer. One of our favorite holiday scents that will fill your home with the smells peppermint joy all packed into a simple and clean 16oz glass jar.  Our sustainable pot simmers are filled as part of our plastic free, zero waste grocery in Montclair, NJ. Simply pour the contents of the jar into a pot of water and simmer on low.  Reuse the contents up to 3 times. When finished, compost the contents and repurpose or refill the jar in our shop or similar refilleries when finished with any items of your choice! All jars ship FREE OF PLASTIC PACKAGING. Gingerbread | Stovetop Potpourri | Holiday Gift | Plastic Free | Holiday Scent | Zero Waste Not for consumption.

Made in United States

Weight: 12 oz (340.19 g)

Dimensions: 2 x 2 x 6 in (5.1 x 5.1 x 15.2 cm)

EL ARROYO MERRY MARGARITA CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO MERRY MARGARITA CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO MERRY MARGARITA CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
EL ARROYO MERRY MARGARITA CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

EL ARROYO MERRY MARGARITA CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

$20.00
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This one of a kind ornament is sure to be a festive hit! Made from mercury glass, this marvelous marquee adds a touch of humor to your tree that can be treasured for years to come. - SIZE: 4.5"W x 1 9/16"D x 3.5"H - Collectible mercury glass ornament - Packaged in a gift-ready box
Rifle Paper Co. Letters To Santa Folio Stationery Set
Rifle Paper Co. Letters To Santa Folio Stationery Set
Rifle Paper Co. Letters To Santa Folio Stationery Set
Rifle Paper Co. Letters To Santa Folio Stationery Set

Rifle Paper Co. Letters To Santa Folio Stationery Set

$24.00
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Pen letters to Santa with this set of 12 specially illustrated notecards, including matching envelopes tucked inside a folio-style folder that closes with a ribbon.
  • Matte-laminated paper
  • 12 notecards with 12 envelopes inside a folio folder
  • Ribbon tie closure
  • Acid free paper
  • 5" W x 7" L notecards